What's In A Name?

Although it was William Shakespeare that once said "what's in a name", every year we stumble on names of athletes that are so interesting or original I thought it would be fun to put together our first 'NFL All Name Team' here at M.Y.O.S. So, without further ado, here they are.

Born To Play The Position Award: Cornerbacks Reggie Corner(BUF)and Quentin Jammer(SD). What are the chances?
Tougher Than I Sound Award: Defensive Linemen Frostee Rucker(CIN),Johnny Jolly(GB) and Ziggy Hood(PIT). Sounds funny until you have to block one of these guys.
Tough As I Sound Award: Macho Harris(PHI)and Tuff Harris(PIT).
All Apostrophe Team: Sen'Derrick Marks(TEN),Na'il Diggs(CAR), D'Brickashaw Ferguson(NYJ)and Dre' Bly(SF)
All Automotive Team: Marcedes Lewis(JAX)and Cadillac Williams(TB). These guys should have no trouble getting endorsements.
Armed Forces Award: Captain Munnerlyn(CAR). Contrary to popular belief he did not attend the Naval Academy.
Last Name First, First Name Last Award: Miles Austin(DAL). Am I the only one that calls this guy Austin Miles?
All 'ious' Team: Montavious Stanley(JAX)and Dontarious Thomas(SD).
Inconspicuous Award: Richie Incognito(BUF). Finally getting a chance with the Bills after mysteriously being overlooked for years.
Mr.Clean Award: Maurice Purify(CIN). No steroid testing necessary.
Can I Buy A Vowel Award: Will Ta'ufo'ou. Will was last seen courting Vanna White.
Gesundheit Award: C.J.Ah You(STL).Spent the season on injured reserved...... with a persistent cold.
World B. Free Award: Chad Ochocinco(CIN). Chad missed the boat on this one. Numero Ochocinco would have sounded much better.

Hope you enjoyed, let me know if I left anyone out.